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So I’ve hit rock bottom and lost the job in addition to the wife and kids, and my apartment exploded into a disaster. I need moral support more than anything, but roll up your sleeves and help speed up the process and live for free. Free utilities within reason. If you’re keto I won’t cot the hamburgers but don’t touch the ribeye……..Living room is an EAsY convert for an extra bedroom, I don’t want to pay for your furniture but the couch is fine. Ok I’ll pay for a used frame and new mattress if you have a sob story and need the privacy a couch lacks. We’d agree to a length of time,in writing. I’m 44 and am a home body but force me out and party respectfully while I’m gone hahah. The arrangement sods like a scam so to my 2 tenants and the neighbors were roommates. No house keeping, the job is to reign in the disaster and help me pick paint colors when we’re done. See, I prepared you for the finished plaster and half assed painted rooms ahead. LGBTQ…Z friendly, in fact – be creative, let’s make odd couple style tick tocks, spoiler – so different yet we’re all the same in ways, folks. You can even have a pooch, no pooping in the attached lot the landlord charges $125 for – rent $50 through me for the carspot. Serious inquiries only, I’m not worth robbing – ex took all the good shit, and my tvs were Black Friday deals heavier than the cost of moving them. Have at it. AFTER we make some progress on the apartment and I won’t file a police report, hahaha. They’re yours.